Post by Sir Robert on Nov 30, 2006 18:41:24 GMT -5
Robertsmith1991: Welcome to the Clash!
alvarezbass269: HEYYYYYYY!
Robertsmith1991: 2 of you enter... 1 of you will exit.
alvarezbass269: Me naga
Robertsmith1991: The other will forever be banished from the Eternal Kingdom!
Robertsmith1991: Warlock Earsel... Knight Jacob sent you here
Nemle22: Scary really
Robertsmith1991: Are there any words you would like to say about him doing so?
Nemle22: yes he did..grr
Nemle22: lol
Robertsmith1991: ...anything?
Nemle22: I don't agree with his choice and I honestly don't believe his reasoning, but oh well. Here I am.
Robertsmith1991: I see I see...
Nemle22: Let's get it on!!
Nemle22: lol
alvarezbass269: GET IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alvarezbass269: lol
Robertsmith1991: Peasant Zach, Warlock Earsel brought you here to fight with him. How do you feel about htat?
Robertsmith1991: that*
alvarezbass269: Jk roberto
alvarezbass269: Im gonna pown his face
alvarezbass269: lol
Robertsmith1991: nicely said...
Nemle22: You wish mate
Nemle22:
Nemle22: *tries to wake Zach*
Robertsmith1991: As you each know, you will each go into this clash with 10 life points
Robertsmith1991: you will each choose a weapon. From the provided list i show in here. Each weapon has 3 attacks
Robertsmith1991: each attack has a hit point value. Certain weapons/attacks have higher hit point values.
Nemle22: Any Moo Rifles?
Robertsmith1991: Its all the luck of the draw =)
Robertsmith1991: Person to 0 first loses
Robertsmith1991: Once you choose your weapon - i will IM you a list of your attacks
Robertsmith1991: you will have NO idea which attack is best
Nemle22: *cough Zach cough*
Robertsmith1991: after you openly post in here your attack
Robertsmith1991: I will roll for what happens
Robertsmith1991: 1- HIT 2- MISS 3-SELF HIT 4-HIT AND GO AGAIN
Robertsmith1991: Here is your weapon list!
Nemle22: I like 4
Nemle22:
Robertsmith1991: Sword - Axe - Dagger - War Hammer- Lance - Bow - Mace - Club
Robertsmith1991: Earsel since Winner Jacob sent you
Robertsmith1991: Please pick your weapon first
Nemle22: hmm...
Robertsmith1991: Past picked weapons were Club and Bow
Nemle22: I'm curious on the War Hammer...
Nemle22: so i choose it
alvarezbass269: Mace
Robertsmith1991: War Hammer is yours
alvarezbass269: i choose le mace
Nemle22: le mace
Nemle22: lol
Robertsmith1991: And Zach quicly grabs the Mace
Robertsmith1991: please await your weapon list!
Nemle22: Mace was 2nd in my mind
Nemle22:
alvarezbass269: im a paladin in wow so i picked the blunts
alvarezbass269: war hammer was my first
Nemle22: lol
Robertsmith1991: Earsel since you were sent - you go first. Please inflict the first blow!
Robertsmith1991: OPENLY IN THE CHAT
Nemle22: lmao
Nemle22: Rib Rumble
Nemle22:
OnlineHost: Robertsmith1991 rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
Robertsmith1991: SELF HIT!
Nemle22:
Robertsmith1991: -4 points!
Robertsmith1991: E 6 / Z 10
Robertsmith1991: Zach your turn.
alvarezbass269: Back SPike
Nemle22: how do we know this is all for reals...just curious
OnlineHost: Robertsmith1991 rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
Robertsmith1991: SELF HIT!
Robertsmith1991: -3 poitns!
Nemle22: not doubting..just curious
alvarezbass269: &*&*##
Robertsmith1991: E 6 / Z 7
Nemle22: my turn?
Robertsmith1991: indeed it is
Nemle22: Kneecap Smash,
OnlineHost: Robertsmith1991 rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
Nemle22: YAY
Robertsmith1991: HIT AND GO AGAIN!
Robertsmith1991: -5 poitns to zach!
Nemle22: woohoo
Robertsmith1991: E 6 / Z 2
alvarezbass269: wtf mate
alvarezbass269: lol
Nemle22: umm...
Nemle22: Rib Rumble
Nemle22:
OnlineHost: Robertsmith1991 rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
Robertsmith1991: SELF HIT!
Nemle22: <hates Rib Rumble
alvarezbass269: WOOT!
Nemle22: lol
Robertsmith1991: -4 POINTS!
Nemle22: ugh
Nemle22: seriously...how do you accidently kill yourself?
Nemle22: lol
Robertsmith1991: E 2 / Z 2
Robertsmith1991: Zach your turn
Robertsmith1991: you count kill Earsel - and return.
Robertsmith1991: knock out*
Robertsmith1991: we dont kill here... =)
alvarezbass269: Face stick
Nemle22: lmao
OnlineHost: Robertsmith1991 rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
Robertsmith1991: HIT!
Nemle22: ugh
Nemle22: w/e
Robertsmith1991: -6 POITNS!
Robertsmith1991: Warlock Earsel, you are now banished from the Eternal Kingdom
Nemle22: honestly...YAY
Robertsmith1991: honsetly.. Sore loser!
Robertsmith1991: thank you for playing
alvarezbass269: Your balls got smoked like a squirrel on the road
alvarezbass269: !!
Nemle22: sore loser?
alvarezbass269: lmao
Robertsmith1991: indeed you are
Nemle22: how?
Robertsmith1991: your comments
Robertsmith1991: thats all really
Nemle22: what comments?
Nemle22: name one
Robertsmith1991: the whole YAY dealeo
alvarezbass269: :-)
Nemle22: yes...I didnt want to play anymore
Nemle22: thats not being a sore loser
Robertsmith1991: well then good thing your out
Nemle22: in fact...that's contradicting
Nemle22: you knew I wanted out of this game
Robertsmith1991: Zach your still in the running for the winner of EK with a cash money prize!
Nemle22: I even told u I did
Nemle22: ike 5 times
Robertsmith1991: you now may return to your fellow Lilk Clan members!
Nemle22: congrats Zach
alvarezbass269: Ty
Nemle22: kill them all for mwe
Nemle22:
Nemle22: me*
alvarezbass269: cya later earsel
Robertsmith1991: 8 players remain....
Nemle22: bite me crater cream
Robertsmith1991: earsel please send a goodbye letter if you want
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Welcome back to the Eternal Kingdom Peasant Zach! You are still in the running for a Cash Prize!!!
8 Players remain!
(check out the Clan Standings board!)